Meet Heidi – The Sourpuss!
A moo’dy old cow who wreaks udder chaos across the local farm.
She is famous for providing the entire countryside with delicious yet oddly ‘sharp’ milk (by herself).
Heidi has worldwide fame, an udder full of pain, and sees white flashes when thrust into the limelight.
The constant attention (and inability to ebb the liquid flow) means Heidi never gets a break.
One day, everyone turned to witness Heidi standing on her hind-legs with a furious glint in her eye. After a thunderous MOO and a mighty ‘squelch’, there was a milky maelstrom of pent up frustration.
There is nothing more fearsome than a cow who can shoot people square in the eye from 100 paces, especially when that cow is packing infinite amm’oo.
NOTE: Lamby is lactose intolerant!!!
Take any means necessary to block stray spray from hitting the lambs.
Use crates – Gates – Or even Matilda’s face! Don’t let the moody cow harm the lambies!
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